Bones + Cellulite

The one good thing about stress is it makes me skinny. Not in that attractive sort of way. More like a bones + cellulite kind of way. I can see my ribs and pelvic bone, but in between are cottage cheese like curdles. It is a somewhat disgusting body I see in the mirror, but I'm hoping a little suntan will mask the imperfections. I keep telling myself that Spring is a good time to be stressed, as bikini season is just around the corner.

On an up side, I can also fit into this really tight pair of capris that have never really fit right. The only problem is they are now the only pair of jeans that fit right, and they are, as I said before, capris. It is still freezing here in Michigan and so I am only wearing them around the house with tall socks, which in itself is not right either.

Oh, and if the cottage cheese analogy didn't just make you vomit a little...it did me. I decided yesterday that I needed to start exercising again. I went for a little jog. I lived to write this, so maybe I will try it again sometime.

P.S. The skinny jeans I once despised of are no longer a problem...